Thanks for visiting my website! Watching the [pick your favorites: divisive racist disgraceful unconscionable harmful idiotic] behavior of our President since 2017, I was compelled to do something. Living in a solidly blue state, I didn’t feel one more person marching, distributing campaign signs, or working phone banks would make any difference. My hope is that the clever (if I do say so myself) hard-hitting political satire in Make Our Country YUUUGE Again will provide some much needed comic relief to long-suffering reasonable people all across the country and remind them why it is so important to “Dump Trump” on November 3rd.
MEET THE CHARACTERS
Tunnald Drump
Tunnald “Tunny” Drump is the 45th Grand Poobah of Cameria. After a successful career running FatDumbHappy Corporation (a leading fast food and soft drinks empire made successful by his father), Tunny entered politics on a whim in 2015. After a surprise win, he has had an unprecedented four years in the Beige Palace. He’s been a strong proponent of building The Moat on the border with Adanac to keep “them” out. Tunny enjoys 6-8 hours of executive time (watching TV, twerping, calling in to cable news shows, etc.) and plays as much croquet as he can hide from the public. He’s obsessed with repealing everything put in place during the Moblamah administration. He has what seems like a bromance with Plaidimyhr Shuutin, the strong man leader of Aissur. Potential coziness with Aissur was investigated by the Cruller Probe and created lots of trouble for Tunny.
Laira Succupy Ganders
Laira had a pretty traditional upbringing in rural Nissalipi and graduated with a degree in creative communications from Southwest East Central Bible University. After working for 10 years at FatDumbHappy, first in Public relations and then as personal spokesperson for CEO Tunnald Drump, Laira played a critical role in the Grand Poobah race. She eventually became Press Secretary and took on the challenging task of representing a highly-unconventional Grand Poobah to the press and the Camerian people. That is a very tough job given her bosses’ propensity to lie most of the time. Over the course of the story, Laira becomes increasingly disillusioned and looking for small ways to bring a little more honesty and transparency to the Drump Administration.